Lemmy needs AI features integrated, this would help increase the efficiency of poster and commenter workflows, allowing for maximal upvotes per minute, and as a consequence it increases engagement across all communities. The direct increase in output of posters when they enhance their workflow with LLMs is staggering, and comments per minute for each post go through the roof. This allows for discussions to be longer, and LLMs can be deployed on the site in such a way as to write comments that leave the reader desperate to see what the next reply is, even further boosting how many hours people spend on each post.

Lemmy not integrating AI workflows is denying a choice that everyone should be making, AI will replace posters that don’t keep up, so learning AI workflows is now essential for posters and commenters. AI will be completely different tomorrow, the workflows are going to be completely different in a months time, and it will produce even MORE text, and even MORE images. You hear me, you should learn AI right now, otherwise the posters and commenters who use AI will overtake you in terms of upvotes, and then, well you all know how important upvotes are.

I propose that accounts have a mode that can be turned on to auto generate posts overnight, and on top of that AI should try to autocomplete every sentence people type into the editor. This will maximise the benefits to Lemmys written communities. I also propose having an AI art generator built into each post, so every post can have an image, further maximising engagement. Moderators can benefit from the shift in paradigm that AI have brought about, with AI being able to create and moderate communities that no one has even asked for! Lemmy should not only allow but encourage the adoption of these tools, and everyone should be jumping on this revolution like there is no tomorrow.

I also think that the developers should integrate AI into their workflow, it could automatically add features that people don’t even know they want. I am SHOCKED that the developers are still creating Lemmy at this point, as AI can already do 110% of their job, the other day ChatGPT wrote me a sorting algorithm that it told me was totally new, and that it was able to sort any list instantly regardless of size.

My stock portfolio has nearly doubled since I went all in on AI stocks, and I expect it to double in coming months, this tells you just how amazing AI is. Since all the companies are valued this highly despite having quite a small consumer base.

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[–] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

To be clear, this post is satire. If that wasn't obvious already.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, maybe add "[Satire]" to the title because it reads too much like every other AI-bro press release lol.

[–] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I tried to hit that line when I was writing it, clearly I've missed the mark and made it a little too real

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

the world simply isn't ready for your revolutionary ideas 😔

[–] znatgd@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bro cooked too hard, he sounded more convincing than most AI advocates...

[–] Agent_Karyo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would actually say OP should remove the [satire] tag. Good satire is when it's difficult to figure out whether you are making fun of the topic or agreeing with it.

Adding a [satire] kills the whole comedy vibe.

[–] zenforyen@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In general I disagree, often you can't read it it's satire, trolling or someone being serious, there are weird people and also bots on the internet.

However this piece was pretty clear satire, if you read far enough (probably I would have stopped in the middle and downvoted this crap if it was not marked).

The "ChatGPT showed me a new sorting algorithm" part really does make it pretty obvious to anyone with dev background that this is not serious.

[–] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah i wanted it to start as more believeable and get more ridiculous as it went on, that gradient is hard to get spot on though. I still think i did an alright job, just missed the mark slightly

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Still, too soon…

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How can we integrate blockchain into this?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Blockchain? Get with the times grandpa!

[–] cron@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great idea. Would be even better if we turned lemmy into an AI only social network. Thousands of bots will create content, vote and comment. And all this could be done without user interaction.

Finally, even the super niche communities will have hundreds of bot comment per day, and all human lemmy users will leave voluntarily (thus reducing the need for moderation).

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 9 points 2 weeks ago

But then where will I deploy my AI moderator?

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Lemmy IS AI. You're the only real user you know.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need to find a way to fund the cost of implementing this. Perhaps a series of NFTs?

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Finally, a chance to cash in on my bored lemmings.

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[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

Lemmy needs Al

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

::The user [user] like this post::

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[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is a really interesting and forward-thinking perspective on how AI could enhance Lemmy! I definitely agree with the idea that AI could bring some significant improvements to the platform, and your points about increased efficiency and engagement are spot on.
Thinking specifically about the Lemmy platform:

Enhanced Content Discovery: Imagine AI tools that could analyze the content of links and posts to help users discover relevant communities and discussions they might be interested in, even across different instances.
Improved Content Summarization: AI could assist in providing concise summaries of linked articles or lengthy discussions, allowing users to quickly grasp the main points before diving in.
Automated Content Categorization and Tagging: AI could help communities automatically categorize and tag posts, improving organization and making it easier for users to find specific types of content.
Enhanced Moderation Tools: As you mentioned, AI could assist moderators by identifying potentially harmful content, spam, or rule violations, freeing up their time for more nuanced community management.
Personalized User Experience: In the future, AI could potentially help tailor the content displayed to individual users based on their interests and engagement patterns.
Your point about the fear of being left behind is also valid. As AI continues to evolve, platforms that embrace these tools could offer more dynamic and user-friendly experiences. The ability to automate some tasks and enhance content management could allow communities to scale more effectively and foster richer discussions. It's exciting to think about how AI could unlock new possibilities for the Lemmy ecosystem! Thanks for sharing your insightful thoughts.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not bad, but needs more em dashes, more bulletin points, and more wordiness, to emulate the feel of an AI generated text.

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Taking your piece of shit AI and jam it where the sun doesn’t shine. [SATIRE]

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You jest, but the translate comments feature on Reddit now is pretty amazing and makes the web much bigger.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some form of translation, ai or not, along with an image description option (that users would proofread before posting) could actually be cool.