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The Federation of Tampere Evangelical Lutheran Parishes wants to pump excess heat from its Valtiala furnace into the local central heating system to heat homes in the town as well as in nearby Kangasala.

If the parish union and Kangasalan Lämpö reach an agreement, the crematorium's excess heat could be warming homes in the area by next winter.

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 65 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] David_Eight@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 12 points 15 hours ago

Ghosts who are just gonna flicker the lights and tv anyway wasting the electricity it saves...

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Turn the crematorium up hot enough to burn the ghosts

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 9 hours ago

Exactly, it might sound bizarre at first but at the end of the day cremation is a massiv waste. They're actually testing boiling corpses instead of burning them to save energy so all things considered this solution might be the less strange one.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 33 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well my grandma liked to say waste not, want not. Not much different than heating with dead dinosaurs I guess.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Respectfully, I have to know: was your grandma an actual dinosaur...? Because now I'm jealous.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Not quite, but they did live through the great depression in the early 1900s, so things like keeping a box of buttons to fix your shirts and a basement full of canned anything on sale where pretty standard.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 12 hours ago

But seriously, as cool as a Grandma T-Rex would have been, my grandparents were awesome in their own rights. They also saved so many things...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago

Feeling grandma's warmth one last time

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

if they already have a local central heating system (extremely cool, never heard of that before), then why the heck not?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

super common in Sweden.

there are central heating plants that supply heat for whole communities.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_heating

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

These seem to be everywhere in Finland too.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 hours ago

Guys, the fuel is gas.

The bodies aren't used for fuel like sticks or coal.

The gas is ignited, which burns the bodies.

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

What if they are running out of supplies?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Mine the graveyards for more.
There's no reason to believe we will ever run out of long dead bodies buried underground that we can burn for fuel.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ah just like how Egyptians used mummies for kindling. All that's missing is some snake oil salesman peddling tinctures made of these corpses as a cure to measles or something.

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago

Not so loud! RFK Jr will hear you!

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The human body is 70% water. The energy required to evaporate all that would wipe out anything you'd get from combusting the organic matter. And it's not like they could leave them out back to dry out like seasoning firewood.

[–] MouldyCat@feddit.uk 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

yeah, they're not actually using dead bodies as a fuel source, rather they are already expending a ton of energy to burn bodies so why not capture that heat and use it for a second time to heat up the living.

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 12 hours ago

Crematoriums don’t use the body as fuel. They burn way hotter. Otherwise you wouldn’t have everything becoming ash.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Manufacture more feedstock…