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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 190 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 81 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 43 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

it’s what plants crave

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 90 points 19 hours ago

Like we needed another reason not to buy tesla

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 79 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

In parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 22 points 17 hours ago (4 children)
[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.

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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 75 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

How long till a President ends a speech with "smash that like and subscribe for 10% off RAID: Shadow Legends"?

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago

He is already kind of doing it, just replace Raid Shadow Legends with Russia.

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[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 69 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Kimmy@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheGreyGhost@lemmy.ml 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 46 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It's Goya beans all over again

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And I've been boycotting Goya ever since.

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[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 45 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Keep boycotting, and join protests outside Tesla showrooms. ~60% of Musk’s wealth is in Tesla shares. Tank the stock and tank his wealth and thus influence

There are protests all across the US and starting to spring up in other countries. Here’s a list of upcoming ones + a guide to help organize one around you if none exist

https://actionnetwork.org/event_campaigns/teslatakedown

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 17 hours ago

This is the easiest boycott of my life. I love it

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 40 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Elon with his child shield again

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[–] spiritsong@lemmy.world 40 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I'm not surprised. Didn't Donald Trump used the Oval Office once to promote some... ketchup or sauce or something, and was paid for? I mean it denigrades the station of the office, but does he really care?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He literally sold the Resolute Desk to Goya for ad space.

This is after he did a Mcdonalds/Dominos ad when he had them cater the NCAA basketball champions' dinner at the White House.

It's what he does.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago
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[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

[–] CouldntCareBear@sh.itjust.works 36 points 17 hours ago

Seeing musk, trump and a Tesla in a single shot just makes that toxic association so much stronger. I don't think this is going to play out like they hope.

Plus, you know the boycott is working, talk about desperate.

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 33 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I see Elon brought his body armor.

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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 30 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.

This story makes no sense any other way.

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[–] JasminIstMuede@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Are there laws in the US about such conflicts of interest or was is basically tradition until this point not to do shit like this?

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Laws are as good as the ability and will to enforce them.

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[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 hours ago

So the deep south yeehaw redneck GOP are supposed to buy EVs now?
I think some brains are about to explode...

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 25 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

He can't, former and current presidents aren't allowed to

I assume he lacks the ability as well

[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 10 points 11 hours ago

Huh, TIL. Thanks for sharing this info.

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 10 hours ago

I will bet you the entire nation of Russia that he has no clue how to operate a vehicle other than a matchbox car. zoom zoom

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 25 points 13 hours ago

when your influence is dying due to your hubris you become desperate and pull something out like this.

[–] splonglo@lemmy.world 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

this whole gambit was actually a 4d chess move by elon to brainwash righties into buying EVs therefore solving climate change and bringing about global communism. I never should have doubted you, sir

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago

Best politicians money can buy!

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Just because we want electronic cars, doesn't means we'll take Tesla's.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I don't want electric cars. I want electric trains.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The entire French population: "I guess we're going on a holiday"

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[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 15 points 16 hours ago

This man is one of the most pathetic human beings to ever walk the earth

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

What even is this timeline

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

"Daaaad, the other kids are being mean to me!"

[–] Creepo@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Rednecks are gonna buy ev to own the libs!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 17 hours ago

That's so fucking gross

Such a historical site defaced for such a purpose.

I hope someone's dog shits on the white house lawn and doesn't clean it up

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

This the same dipshit who wants to halt federal EV buildout, EV Programs, and federal building charging stations. I doubt any of you needed reminding, but JFC, it pains me that some dummy is gonna buy an EV only AFTER he sat in one for political theater.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren't buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can't think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Trump is for sale.

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