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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 99 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Florida

Uh oh...

Plan to replace migrant workers

Ah that's entire expected. :'(

with children

THE FUCK?!

What the fuck is wrong with people in Florida. How do people own guns and let these deranged lunatics in suits parade around for even a single day?!

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 months ago

They own guns to keep the lunatics in power.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

We’ve been sacrificing schoolchildren to preserve gun owner rights this whole century

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

But they are so snappy in their suits!

/s

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Remember, they're only pro gun for themselves. Those of us who oppose them and have guns get that shit taken away on some flimsy excuse if we do anything.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Watching US politics is like watching a rich jerk in a suit and bowler hat walk into a clown restaurant, loudly berate the staff, order a pie with lots and lots of cream on top, then he eats the pie and leaves. I was expecting something different, and I'm a little disappointed.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 67 points 2 months ago

But they look so cute! Who wouldn't want to see this make a comeback:

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[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 62 points 2 months ago

The bill would have permitted 16- and 17-year-olds to work overnight on school days and work longer than an eight-hour day before a school day. Some 14- and 15-year-olds would also have been allowed to work those hours.

"It would also have scrapped required 30-minute meal breaks..."

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Supporters of the measure included Moms for Liberty

so they wanted to "save children" so they can work in factories for fifteen hours a day.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

How you gonna keep them down on the ~~farm~~ factory (after they've seen ~~Paris~~ a school library stocked with books)?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 43 points 2 months ago

It would also have scrapped required 30-minute meal breaks

That is just mean.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago

The yearning continues

[–] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

Of course they want child labor. Who else could they get to replace a silent population of workers who are unempowered to fight against abuse?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Republican state Senator Jay Collins, the bill's sponsor, said the measure was about parental rights: "We should let them say what's best for their kids at 16- to 17-year-olds, that's what we're saying by this."

What complete and utter horseshit. It's already legal for them to work more as long as they have parental permission. This bill is about helping companies to normalize exploiting underpaid teenagers by removing the extra steps of actually giving the parent their say.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Everything was working out, then they had to take a nap.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the same state which is suing Roblox and discord for child exploitation... Hmmmm....

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 14 points 2 months ago

The bill would have permitted 16- and 17-year-olds to work overnight on school days and work longer than an eight-hour day before a school day. Some 14- and 15-year-olds would also have been allowed to work those hours.

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Governor Ron DeSantis said during a panel discussion in March: "Why do we say we need to import foreigners, even import them illegally, when, you know, teenagers used to work at these resorts, college students should be able to do this stuff? … What's wrong with expecting our young people to be working part-time now? I mean, that's how it used to be when I was growing up."

Mmhmm, so you used to work overnight during a school day?