this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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The crazy thing is that nothing will come of this. In a sane society this incident coupled with the footage would lead to an immediate stop of all Tesla FSD usage and an open ended investigation. What happens in our reality? Nothing, we just patiently wait for people to die.
lutnick just said tesla imports will be exempt, and trump is propping up tesla.
Just a reminder that these stupid vehicles are throttle and steer by wire. So if the computer malfunctions in an exciting way it can and will kill you.
And if there's a fire the door handles seem to need the computer to work
Hey now, there's a backup wire to open the door...!
It has a 50% failure rate, and just for fun, it's hidden in an unlabeled compartment. Good luck, there may be a timed quiz on its location.
IMO the first thing owners should do is put a few emergency stickers pointing at it. How did they not do that at the plant.
Folks are adding fucking ripcords to theirs.
Like, a DIY emergency escape lever. A non-factory-stock way to open the doors in case of fire. Completely insane.
Oh don't sell those things short. They can also kill people around them and not just their occupants.
or it shortscircuit/
It's like the fsd was reliving footage where this happened in the past.
Is the fsd the same tech as generative AI? It reminds me of the video of the vending machine that tried closing shop.