This man has no brain. There's a deranged parrot in there...
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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭
thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo
I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.
Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.
( /s, obviously)
Unrelated but his stupid ass grin pmo so fucking much. Like Nigel Farage's but worse.
He didn't announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.
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He doesn't want it rebuilt or modernized in any way. The more medieval the better. A spot to dump undesirables and forget them.
Sundowning…
Trump announces a new King's decree that toilets shall now be 75% larger after trying to fit his fat fucking ass on a regular toilet.
Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.