This just reinforces my theory that he saw Canadian Bacon at some point last summer.
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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo
For some reason I read that as auschwitz.
Not that different for the purposes he wants.
I mean...
I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.
Sundowning…
Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.
( /s, obviously)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.
He didn't announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.
Aren't films like this always showing somewhere?