They have the yellow ramp blocks to get it up the curb too! So embarrassing
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Wouldn't that be the same for any show car? Like, you don't want to scuff up the new tires by unnecessarily taking the car over a curb.
Granted, they should have put them away for the show, but they clearly don't have much brain power to show.
You think they do that with a jeep, or some other actual off-road vehicle? Maybe they would, but I think the curb would take out that nazi car. That’s the difference.
For a showroom vehicle where you want everything on the vehicle to be as spotless and unblemished as possible, yeah, I would imagine some places would.
Sure, not everywhere is gonna do it, but I would guess that they had a time or two where a car slipped on the curb and scuffed up the tire. It's one more thing to potentially turn off a customer. Plus, they maybe can't sell the car until they replace the damaged tires (just my guess).
Scuffs and dirt are sources of pride for real off roaders. Sure the Detroit, Tokyo, London car shows they keep it spotless, and inside. For this, I suspect there's a jeep on a 45° ramp somewhere with the front wheel of the jeep about where the roof of the CT is.
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I mean, they haven't actually finished setting it up yet. That part makes sense.
Is that a JD Power Award?
Fuckin' couches, killin' Popes. That's the JD way.
I hear he fucked the Pontiff's couch after poisoning him.
IDK, they fired all the fact checkers and the blue checks don't mean anything anymore, so I guess it might be true?
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I think it’s from one of his former associates.
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Incel Camino
The Camino is also an incel Camino
Blind date, and you're obligated to pick up your date with either a decked out El Camino, or a decked out Cybertruck.
Good choice, and it wasn't even close, huh?
I like the El Camino :(
El Camino is my dream car.
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Hey don't be mean to the El Camino, it didn't deserve that :(
I wish we still made utes here in the states, sedan in the front, business in the back. Last one we got was the Chevy SSR I think? Ugly thing
Why anyone would buy this low poly monstrosity is beyond me. I bet this was the first time Elon designed something.
I subscribe to the theory that tech bros are deeply insecure about their masculinity because they have basically no genuine manliness in their lives, and the Cybertruck is something they're familiar with (gimmicky tech bullshit) that tricks them into thinking they are doing manly things (hauling building supplies in a pickup truck).
More likely that one of his kids drew it and told him it was a Tesla and so he made it real to support the idea that with money you can do anything.
Teaching them young.
Elon doesn’t engage with his kids
If I remember correctly he did go out of his way to be cruel to one of his kids that is queer
And he wears one as a bullet sponge.
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Are you kidding? He loves Take Your ~~Human Shield~~ Kid to Work Day!
You are now banned from Reddit for being mean to Elon
Those stones are put there for potential customers to test how resistent the glass is.
Unfortunately the Americans will never be able to experience the best offroad vehicle.
Yeah but does it smell like steak and seat 35?
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide!
65 tons of American pride
Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
How much does it weigh when the driver gets out?
Someone in my town imported one of these and I'm SO jelly. I've been looking for a trail toy but I'm probably gonna end up with an ancient samurai or smth
If anyone is interested, here is a video of a jimny beating a Jeep wrangler on a steep hill incline.
Look the cybertrunk is a dumb vehicle. But, isn't this how trucks and other off-road targeted vehicles are displayed?
If it's new they shouldn't drive over rocks on the tires. If it was used and on used tires, driving it up on rocks would make a lot more sense. I off road my Subaru and I've off roaded with a kia, most vehicles can do more than you think if you know how to drive them.
Yes, but at the same time a lot of other trucks and "off-road" vehicles like the vast majority of SUVs aren't actually designed to be used off-road, either.
My Miata can do that.
And looks cooler off road, and oddly better for the environment it seems like.
Even the wheels look like they're off Hot Wheels.
I've done more off-roading in my IKCO sedan (Iranian car manufacturer)
I've done more off-roading on a mountain bike
I have done more offroading in a tricycle...
One with plastic wheels (and plastic tyres)
Musk = POS Nazi.
Holy shit! Look at the off-roading that beast can do. A pile of rocks….fuck me.
Ok, but this is actually just sensible marketing. Must not skuff a new product. That's just common sense.
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