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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 115 points 3 days ago (3 children)

GOP now supports gender affirming care for themselves, but rejects it for others. That is very on-brand for the GOP.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 59 points 3 days ago

Someone on Twitter was roasting Elon Musk years ago for his jawline surgery, hair implants, and testosterone therapy, all of which is gender-affirming care.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 3 days ago

Gender affirming care for cis people have always being plenty available.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Queer Eye for the Maga Guys

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's gonna take a lot more than eyeliner for those creepy, dead eyes.

Seriously, those are the eyes of a dude who's sold his soul.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 days ago

The make-up station is where you make up all the bullshit lies and excuses for yourself.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 21 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Does JD Vance actually wear eyeliner though? Clearly there is some explanation for why he always looks a little bit like Liza Minnelli, maybe it is because he feels like that needs to be part of his style, on purpose, or something, but that seems at least a little implausible although I have never heard any other explanation that makes any more sense.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i’m a guy who’s been accused of wearing eyeliner before… irish eyes or something….

pretty sure vance really wears it. Just about every politician and tv personality wears makeup though, i think Vance’s makeup people just got carried away

but im still hoping JD is a goth/trans double agent and he’s gonna undo all of trump’s stuff as soon as he dies, name bernie sanders as vp, and then resign…

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

and i hope i start shitting gold bricks sometime soon

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Hour 5 of crying on the shitter: "I take it back! I DON'T WANT TO SHIT GOLD BRICKS ANYMORE!"

Seriously, who the hell said that first, and why does everyone just go with it? At least be reasonable and go with gold nuggets or something...

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

reminds me of my favorite expression;
wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full faster

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

That’s gonna hurt

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the simplest explanation is generally speaking the correct explanation. probably he's wearing eyeliner because that's the shortest path to explaining why he looks like that without evidence to the contrary. he might also be double lashed, but that's simply less likely than he applies eyeliner

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stage lights wash your features out, makeup helps. It’s probably much more common for politicians than we realize, but other men might be less obvious with a dark brown vs black liner.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. Every single person you see on TV is wearing makeup, and if you ever see someone who isn't, they look like a diseased potato. I'm just saying why does heavy eyeliner have to be part of it for JD? It's just baffling. It has to be on purpose. Right?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I can imagine someone trying to explain the drawbacks of black vs dark brown liner to him and him dismissing caring about makeup and ending the conversation, but that’s just conjecture. Maybe he just likes how it looks.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Guys can look good with tasteful eyeliner

Who fuckin knows with these weirdos tho, he's definitely not that secure

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Because without it his little piggy eyes would disappear into his puffy piggy face.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

vanity. it makes his eyes pop

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i mean, no, obviously. he's a soulless vampire. but his dead soulless eyes are what he feels most delicate about and the eyeliner helps him deal with that disphoria

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 points 3 days ago

Or maybe his soul is so dark that his eyes just always look like that, and any amount of makeup will just char and blacken and produce that effect whatever its original color.

that's 100% guyliner

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I've zoomed in on high resolution pics of his face. He absolutely wears something, or else his eyelids are legitimately pitch black.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

It's always projection, LOL

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can't forget the time our president motorboated a drag queen on TV.

https://youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This shit is surreal.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This needs to be run in prime time ad spots across the country.

[–] rippermonty@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

White people have always been gay though

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

FlOuuUrish the PinnKkaAyyyy!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They’re all about the gender affirming care

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JD's supervillain origin story is that he was denied entry to RuPaul's drag race.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Afterwards he went into a downward spiral that culminated with him being kicked out of a Raymour & Flanigan for public drunkenness and lude behavior.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im not big on the communities that are about riposting non fediverse media but darn I would subscribe to takei if I could.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He does have a Mastodon account. Or at least there's a Mastodon account out there that posts what he posts elsewhere

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

hey thanks. come to think of it I might have followed him on my first kbin account but I did not really look at people to follow with piefed. gonna check now.