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i’m a guy who’s been accused of wearing eyeliner before… irish eyes or something….
pretty sure vance really wears it. Just about every politician and tv personality wears makeup though, i think Vance’s makeup people just got carried away
but im still hoping JD is a goth/trans double agent and he’s gonna undo all of trump’s stuff as soon as he dies, name bernie sanders as vp, and then resign…
and i hope i start shitting gold bricks sometime soon
Hour 5 of crying on the shitter: "I take it back! I DON'T WANT TO SHIT GOLD BRICKS ANYMORE!"
Seriously, who the hell said that first, and why does everyone just go with it? At least be reasonable and go with gold nuggets or something...
reminds me of my favorite expression;
wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full faster
That’s gonna hurt