My step son memorized a single sentence in Spanish, which he would say with good pronunciation and a lot of confidence: "tengo un gato en pantalones," which means, "I have a cat in my pants."
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My punk band in the 90s write and recorded an entire song that was named that lol. It had other phrases such as "you like to bite your pillow" and classics such as "you are the fucker of mother's"
Wish I still had that.
He must have been very embarazado about that.
¿Soy un baño?
Lo siento, no habla español.
Ok so I haven't used much Spanish since middle school but...
¿Esto es un baño?
Lo siento, no hablo español.
... Are those the correct forms?
"¿Esto es un baño?" Would be "Is this a bathroom?" If you were pointing at the door I think any spanish speaker would understand. Though I would use "¿Aque es el baño?" Which would be closer to "Is this the bathroom?"
If you weren't pointing at a door and want to ask where the bathroom is it'd be "¿Dónde está el baño?" Translation: "Where is the bathroom?". Other options are
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"¿Me enseñas dónde está el bano?" = Can you show me where the bathroom is?
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"¿Puedo usar tu baño?"= Can I use your bathroom?
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"¿Tienen un baño que puedo usar?= Do you have a bathroom I could use? Or just "¿Tienen un baño?"= Do you have a bathroom.
"Lo siento no habló español" is "I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish." Alternatives:
- "Lo siento no ~~habló~~ hablo mucho español." = I'm sorry I dont speak much spanish.
- "Lo siento no sé mucho español." = I'm sorry I don't know a lot of spanish.
- "Lo siento nomas sé poquito español." = I'm sorry I only know a little spanish.
- "Lo siento nomas puedo hablar poquito español." = I'm sorry I can only speak a little spanish.
Either sentence could be started with a form of "disculpa". But honestly my thumbs are getting tired of typing so I'm just going to leave it there.
As I'm someone slowly and difficultly learning Spanish, for the soul purpose of visiting because, yo quiero comé muchos tacos de cabeza y bebe unas micheladas, I appreciate you. I'll bet I missed a dozen accents.
Bebe is drinks. beber is to drink. I want to drink. Yo quiero beber. (or tomar) synonyms.
Appreciate the correction. All the conjugations are hardest thing for my brain to remember.