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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"WSJ is woke now"

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 week ago

I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why isn't the link to the WSJ article referred to in the supposed title?

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's

What is that?

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Archived version of the WSJ piece mentioned in the article.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

OK Rupert, Now do Fox News too.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have the impression that Musk wants to be the 'Black Goat with a Thousand Young'.

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[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

There's a supposed 4chan tripcode that calls itself "The Antichrist" !SATANZ0Gpo. I read a ton of their comments, and I'm convinced it's actually Elon Reeve Musk. Is he just schizo-posting? Maybe. Maybe it's an imposter. Maybe...

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 week ago

an article by david gilmour

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