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[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 138 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Scientists rename human genes to stop Microsoft Excel from misreading them as dates

Sometimes it’s easier to rewrite genetics than update Excel

Aug 6, 2020

https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/6/21355674/human-genes-rename-microsoft-excel-misreading-dates

[–] wischi@programming.dev 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Best thing is, they introduced some settings to turn that auto-conversion off and they don't work 🤣 can't make that stuff up.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I know of a Microsoft product that allows for a batch import of data provided in an Excel file. You need to use their template file. Which, when used, automatically formats all dates the American way, ignoring your locale settings. Depending on which date is first encountered on import (e.g. which date you entered in the first line) then designates whether the whole file is imported with dates read as MM/DD/YYYY or DD/MM/YYYY.

You start your list on January 1st? It will import everything as MM/DD/YYYY then. You start you list on e.g. January 22nd? DD/MM/YYYY it is then. Good luck getting that import running without errors...

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[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

Nothing works in Excel. Excel will do what it wants.

But that doesn't stop the MS support and a thousand stupid people from claiming "oh, you just have to format it as text, are you dumb or what"...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 126 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Not OP, but let's make this better:

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PS: i doubt anyone here would honestly say "damn, that's beyond my skill", which goes to show that "not everyone can draw" is a bullshit argument for using AI to make comics

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The glass is floating in the air. The excel character says something without a speaking bubble. Looks kinda souless.

Probably just AI slop.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"Please put your pants back on robot sir." 🙊

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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This is so much better. Thank you for spending the roughly 5 minutes to make this that OP should have spent instead of barfing out some soulless junk.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I'll learn blender just to make this a scene. BRB 1 weened

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 92 points 2 months ago (4 children)

January second for the Yanks.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You're assuming that I'm not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 80 points 2 months ago (38 children)

Honestly, for a community (lemmy) that wanted to get away from corporate stuff (reddit) it pains me to see how even the most basic thing to draw is being delegated to Ai (corporations).

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 56 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I've come to the conclusion in the last couple weeks I simply can't identify AI images anymore. I have no clue what about this makes everyone call it out as AI, and there's have been many such instances of this happening with me lately. I'm going to get modern day Nigerian princed when I'm older I can feel it in my bones

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The reason this one is blatant AI is that the imagery doesn’t make any sense. Why is the glass of water itself the optimist?

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I fed it into ChatGPT, highlighted the errors, and told it what I wanted to be different.

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Still looks kinda soulless.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I asked AI to add soul, but it said it was a thing weak, insecure people believe in when they can't accept the inevitiblity of their death and the meaninglessness of their lives.

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[–] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Most of it for me is the font. It seems like chatgpt likes to use the same font for everything

It also kind of feels off somehow. I can't explain. it, but there's just something wrong with this image

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

I mean.. for me it’s the “why the fuck is the glass talking?”

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Left guy has 1 arm. Both guys have an arm that melds into the surface that the glass is sitting on. The "optimist" is the glass.

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Same here. I did not think twice about this picture or a few other posts in the past and yet there are pitchforks in the comments and I think to myself "What are you all on about?". I rue how unrecognizable AI "slop" has gotten.

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] piefood@piefed.social 31 points 2 months ago (7 children)

the AI that generated the image!

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[–] sus@programming.dev 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

it's funny how you can tell at a glance exactly what model generated this image, just based off the background color

[–] smee@poeng.link 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

you

No I can't. Have you considered you might be beyond normal smart about this stuff?

[–] sus@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

well it's supposed to be the "passive" you (or "indeterminate" you)

but I think anyone can learn to notice the pattern of comics with this particular odd color style ^(assuming^ ^you^ ^would^ ^want^ ^to^ ^learn^ ^it^ ^for^ ^some^ ^reason,^ ^and^ ^if^ ^we^ ^ignore^ ^color^ ^blindness^ ^or^ ^other^ ^similar^ ^problems^ ^etc)^

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Was this made by ai? It looks soulless, and the coffee cup is talking.

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is the glass talking

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Someone explain to me why i have a sense for ai? This is like the fourth time this week i see an ai image and i spotted it even tho at first i hadnt seen the mistakes the ai made. Something just feels off in ai pictures and i cant really pin down what it is. But when i see one i can just spot it for some reason.

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[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I can sense AI now.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Yesterday I laughed at this, today Excel stripped leading zeros from a sheet of UPCs and converted them to floating point.

Also format as Text apparently means nothing

[–] uis@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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