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[–] zarlin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The real issue is already going 3 months without source control.

[–] Mixel@feddit.org 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have heard things from another apprentice who just does not use version control at all and the only copies are on his laptop and on his desktop. He is also using node.js with only 1 class and doesn't know about OOP (not sure if you even use that in js no clue 😅) and has one big file with 20k lines of code I have absolutely no clue how he navigates through it

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 9 months ago

I know the type. Usually the kind of confident know-it-all who refuses to learn anything but delivers changes really quickly so management loves them. I had the misfortune to fix such a project after that 'rock-star' programmer left the company. Unfortunately the lack of professional standards in our industry allows people like that to continuously fail upwards. When I left the project they rehired them and let them design the v2 of the project we just fixed.

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

In case anyone else is wondering, or simply doesn't like reading screen shots of text, this is apparently a real report:

https://github.com/microsoft/vscode/issues/32405

[–] eating3645@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Steps to Reproduce:

1.Go near this fucking shit editor.

2.Commit the deadly sin of touching the source control options.

🤣

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
  1. Ignore the scary warning VS Code shows you when you press the button.
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, “discard changes” is usually not the same as “delete all files”

[–] Starbuck@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What exactly do you think discard means?

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Changes” are not the same thing as “files”.

I’d expect that files that are not in version control would not be touched.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Apparently, it means changes to the directory structure and what files are in them, not changes within the files themselves. It really ought to be more clear about this.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah. They did substantially modify the message to make it much clearer, thankfully.

[–] AnAmericanPotato@programming.dev 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel bad for this kid. That really is a bad warning dialog. Nowhere does it say it's going to delete files. Anyone who thinks that's good design needs a break.

Half the replies are basically "This should be obvious if your past five years of life experience is similar to mine, and if it isn't then get fucked." Just adding insult to injury.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev -1 points 9 months ago

It's so fucking infuriating that so many devs act like this. "This should've been obvious!" Fuck off, that's an unhelpful statement. "You should've been using version control! No backup, no sympathy!" Fuck off, they were literally trying to begin using version control for backups.

Even half the comments on this very Lemmy thread are disparaging this dev. I wonder how many actually read the thread and found that there was a bug discovered causing this feature to delete files not even associated with git?

But, congratulations to them, I suppose. Congratulations on making fun of someone. I hope it makes them feel powerful. 🙄 Devs can be so toxic.