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When I was a kid, like ~6 years old, I walked into my parent's room and saw a little bottle of eye drops on the night stand. I guess I was curious, but for some reason I decided to apply them to my eyes.
The bottle was harder to squeeze than I expected, but when a tiny drop finally came out I missed my eye and got it on the edge of my eyelid. Turns out it was superglue and not eye drops. Luckily, it was such as small amount that I was able to wash it off and pretend like it never happened.
I still don't know why some super glue bottles look so similar to eye drops.
Holy sht this reminds me of something similar. I remember when I was really small like 5 I saw my grandpa take a screw driver, stick it in an outlet and see the screw driver light up. He then pulled the screw driver out and put it somewhere.
I then took the screw driver and tried to replicate what he did. I must have been touching the metal part of the screw driver because I remember getting shocked when I tried to put the screw driver into the socket. I put the screw driver back and never told anyone.
The famous dual mode screw driver. Very convenient.
Did grandpa's screwdriver look like this?
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No i remember it was an actual screw driver with what looked like a fuse in it.
It would have been one of these
Looks aboot right but i dont think it had the protective sleeve around it otherwise i wouldnt have been shocked lol. This happened like 20+ years ago in China.
Oh yeah, this would be the modern (read: slightly safer) version
In my 20s I dated a girl who kept eye drops on her end table at my place. I wore contacts, and needed eye drops. Thankfully I hated the anticipation of eye drops dropping onto my eye, and always did a pre-drip in my hand before holding it over my eye. Well wasn't I stunned when I wiped the eye drop off on my shirt, and my shirt was stuck to my hand. Maybe I got powers like Spider-Man! Nope, I almost put nail glue in my eye.
Why the hell did they start making nail glue bottles short and fat like eye drops? Why?!