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Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!

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First Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars. (discuss.online)

submitted 4 months ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to c/peoplebluesky@lemmy.world

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[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They'll run into a classroom where kids are drawing, and claim they feared for their lives, because the pens could be used to harm them.

Then they'll get 2-6 weeks paid leave, and be promoted when they get back.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, they’ll just get a stacked pension and an early retirement, putting them back into the field is bad optics.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago

More likely to be "let go" only to be rehired one county over immediately. That's what they do with the cops with records that they can't simply handwave away.