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Types of development but more realistic (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What’s not shown is that the car doesn’t have an engine. Management was really eager to release it to the customer. Don’t worry, it’s planned to get fixed later (spoiler: it’s never going to get fixed).

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We delivered the car to spec. We have a hamster on a spinning wheel in the engine block now. You can upgrade the engine as part of our enhancement package, which costs an order of magnitude more money for a linear scale in performance.