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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Not a word of a lie, I saw a "segmentation fault" error in JavaScript.

Can't remember how we resolved it, but it did blow my mind.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Technically any language runtime can end in a segmentation fault.

For some languages, in principle this shouldn't be possible, but the runtimes can have bugs and/or you are calling libraries that do some native code at some point.

[–] gagootron@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago

Even safe rust can do it, if we allow compiler bugs

[–] apelsin12@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

Ive also seen this, but not from js but node

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 6 points 4 days ago

I have seen a Java program I wrote terminate with SIGSEGV. I think a library was causing it.