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Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Protecting them kneecaps

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"The thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself, when they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It really pains us, we'll have to kill your wives and children too It's purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you

Rip Trevor moore