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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It'll feel a lot bigger after that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth (roll it into a tube and tape it). Then hold it up to your face.

Looks way bigger up close.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does