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Thanks. He also has a bruise on his eye. He says he got it from horsing around with his son…I bet 100€ that he got sucker punched by a good samaritan who gave this fascist what fascists deserve.
LOL, no one punched him. He was high af and fell down or ran into something.
I've been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I've woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.
I hope you are doing better now, alcohol is no joke.
Your story makes more sense. But I like mine more.
That is absolutely the corner of a piece of furniture.
Or maybe he "choked on broccoli" like Gee Dubz
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That picture looks enhanced… unless did he worr makeup.
No it's filtered heavily, but the actual bruise wasn't that much prettier. It was a doozy.
Allegedly he's having an affair with Stephen Miller's wife and was punched by him
You really think a good samaritan who managed to punch Musk in the face (and wasn't gunned down immediately by police), wouldn't post on the internet and become everyone's favorite person?
If he got punched, I imagine he was getting bullied by one of the MAGA idiots who he couldn't dickswing on with his billions of dollars. Not someone I'd call a "good samaritan."
Rumor circulating right now is it was the Treasury secretary Bessent.