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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Challenge Accepted.

collapsed inline mediaSimpsons TV show still where Lisa is holding a book seemingly titled “How to cook humans”

We’ll get insurers and Medicaid to fully cover diabetes supplies in no time.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many cooked billionaires does it take to satisfy the proletariat?

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

As many as it takes.