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[–] espentan@lemmy.world 28 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I heard it was a magical place…

[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.

Wait. Nope, sorry- I'm thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren't allowed to leave the country as they are now property.