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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard it was a magical place…

[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.

Wait. Nope, sorry- I'm thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.