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So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?
I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.
This happens to me just because I'm a man with white skin who dresses country. I do love throwing them for a loop when it happens though.
Same here, working on classic cars gives me the opportunity to take lots of money from old rich white guys. I donate to PBS, NPR, and On the Media with it.
Ew.
Although, I could just run away. Would it mean less people would talk to me?
Please note I am joking and don't actually intend on wearing a MAGA hat or an ICE vestment
It worked for Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. For a while...
It would only keep decent people away. Assholes would flock to you.
What if I wear a transgender pride scarf
Then you'd look like a trans for Trump person, making both sides hate you. That just might work! Although you're at risk for violence from Trumpistas.
What if I carry a gun
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