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[–] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Am I the only person who doesn't encourage my 6 year old to lie?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 89 points 23 hours ago

And that's exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 8 points 19 hours ago

Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don't know, it's a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago

Why? I was always so excited when we got away with it...

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago

Dang, your parents had you lie about your age? I know that my parents lied about mine sometimes (which was easy cause I was a tiny kid), but they didn't even want me to know, let alone take part.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago

The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a "Cultural Exchange Opportunity".

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

"Never lie!!!"

Knock knock "Are their any Mexicans in this house?"

"YES SIR, they're hiding in my basement to escape your search."

Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

Nah, yer not alone. we're out here. Just quiet.