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Cheaper than student loans! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's talking about an MBA, not an actual degree.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I remember once borrowing a friend's MBA textbook to see what it was all about. I opened to a random page which turned out to be in a chapter on negotiating strategies. There was an offset bit of text that read "your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations."

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, the textbook wasn’t wrong…

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It should be DUH rather than MBA. Maybe "Doctorate of Unabashed Hyperbole".

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had to go find a Table of Contents for an MBA textbook

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For this thread start at chapter 18

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

LOL "Leading from the Middle". AKA "Sucking Up and Punching Down".

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Video game loading screen tips but textbook form.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Shoot the bad guys before they shoot you."