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White House Shares Beefed-Up Trump Meme for Star Wars Day – Doesn't Realize He's Styled as a Sith Lord (www.thewrap.com)

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[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

nah, see, you got

self-aggrandizing unelected bureaucrat
intentionally sabotaging government programs to make his own vanity project look better
blind obsession with deeply-flawed and barely-functional technological monstrosity
claims sole credit for his program's achievements despite, at best, hiring the guy that hired the guy that hired the guy to build the schematic that some other guy gave him
definitely blackmailing his boss
barely committed to his administration's political agenda beyond whatever inflates his own ego
nazi cosplay
not a real face

dude's not Vader, he's Tarkin. Vance is the moody teenager from bumfuck nowhere who suddenly started sucking the spiteful old warlock's dick despite years of going on about how much he hates his whole deal, likely screwing over his wife in the process, making him Vader. and I guess Obi-Wan is Pope Francis because Vance definitely killed him.