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[–] refutablewife@reddthat.com 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Lol we give em sips of wine for communion and most kids have seen their parents falling down drunk by that age. You gonna hide beer cans at the grocery store also?

An 8yo can look at one marijuana and go on to live a perfectly fruitful life, I promise