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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)
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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

we do agree on yikes. but I have to give it to you; this is the longest I've seen someone have libertarian takes without bringing up age of consent laws so that's nice