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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)

submitted 1 day ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] hakase@lemm.ee -1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Yikes, I think with you having this many bad takes in such a short span, we're probably not going to reach a place where we see eye to eye on this.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

we do agree on yikes. but I have to give it to you; this is the longest I've seen someone have libertarian takes without bringing up age of consent laws so that's nice