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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] glimse@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Praise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!

[โ€“] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Coincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).