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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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Finally a conspiracy theory that's fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I'm not feeling gay
They don't put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.
Punish me senpai scanner
Fuck you. You know those are optional, right?
When you let them violate you, you're a scab against all of us.