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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Honestly, how many workers really want a meeting?

[–] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Managers do. Collecting status and showing who’s boss is their work.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Marketing types. “Designers” (I.e. people who drive product requirement.) People who just love to hear themselves talk. Also we have this one QA guy who can’t code for shit and always wants someone else to do his work for him. He wants to be on zoom calls 24/7. I’m surprised that guy can piss without someone showing him how to hold his dick on a zoom call.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thay guy needs AI and patience.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

You literally just suggested the creation of another vibe coder.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Useful meetings? Yes. Useless? No.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 5 points 2 months ago

Most meetings are useless, or they could just be an email.

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

If your job is bad enough you look forward to useless meetings

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I worked in customer service in a callcenter we all tried to ask a bunch of questions to try to extend the meeting so we wouldn't have to go back on the phones. anything is better than being on the phones.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I worked in a call center for a month, failed miserably, and I completely understand what you're saying, 20 years later.