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Medical student convicted of raping another student escapes sentence as “He is young and talented” (www.vrt.be)

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Rapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) "twenty minutes of action"? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, Brock aka Allen Turner! The rapist who barely got inconvenienced after he raped a woman who was passed out. The one who had two guys testify against him because they interrupted him in the middle of raping someone.

That rapist Brock Turner.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Now known as Allen Turner. The Rapist.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

"Hell, your Honor, he had whiskey dick! It took 13 minutes to get it up! How much damage could he have done!"

Disgusting.

I wonder if he would have felt the same if a bunch of Frat Bros had cornholed his son in a "Hazing Ritual."