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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don’t put the gun within reach of the printer, come on

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep it in a voice activated safe plugged into the 110

[–] titre@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure Canon has snuck in code that can replay your voice...

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago

Hey now, don't bring a gun into a Canon fight!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Recipe for disaster