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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Same goes for games BTW

Fuck online requirements

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except if the game is designed to be multiplayer-only, but even then we should be able to set up our own servers. If the original Half Life could do it in 1998 then why can't we do it now?

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If a multiplayer-only game turns down official servers, and you can't self-host within the game, they should owe players a separate server binary they can run, or a partial refund for breaking the game. It should not be hard, especially if it's a known constraint when they develop the game.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How TF you expect that to work with MMO style games that may have significantly complex server infrastructure & deployment environments?

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The one MMO I've meaningfully played, RuneScape, has open source replicas of its server from different points in time, that the community has made. I'm not gonna pretend it's zero work, but a developer with the source code absolutely could do these things. It also doesn't need to be perfectly compatible with the original one, you can replace a complex DB backend with something standard and less performant. Only runs on Linux, or MS Server 2k8? The community of people who care will figure it out.

Maybe a source code release would be preferable in this kind of option. EA just did this with a few Command and Conquer games.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Source Code release could be complicated, especially for games that aren't 30 years old because the devs don't start over from scratch every time so there would still be an enormous amount of proprietary code in it.

Itd be cool (and as impractical as it is, I believe all code should be open sources) but not really feasible

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah that's basically why I didn't pull it out as an option in the first place, it's not always practical. A lot of your proprietary code is going to be external dependencies linked/built against, or your own IP reused from the last project. But not all of it, and I can definitely see that smaller chunk causing a lot of problems.

You need a team that does a lot of dependency management and similar things well while building it, that don't actually help them get the game out faster, to keep the problem manageable. Or a team who specialize in open sourcing games like this, which could become a thing if this was more commonplace.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Recently noticed how many of my "offline single player" games did not actually work offline, after moving and being without internet for a while.

To anyone reading this, try unplugging your PC and check what your options actually are. I was really disappointed about not being "allowed" to play Red Dead.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And yet we will still fail the target for stopkillinggames.com People just don't care.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

Yeah I posted about that shit a long time ago, I knew people weren't gonna respond, we all saw the numbers. It had the momentum of fucking syrup.

They deserve to get their games deleted. I hope they get real fucking mad about it. Impotent rage, just completely red faced, making little comments and posts here and there pleading and wilding out, writing nasty shit, getting a fucking aneurysm.

Then giving up and moving on, accepting how powerless they are, despite not really being powerless at all. That's the real tragedy of it.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Curiously, the pirate version works fine offline.

It's almost as if being online is not an actual technical requirement...

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago

Or use them on your Steam Deck or equivalent in the train.