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submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Physicist: "assuming a spherical year ..."

[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In a frictionless vacuum

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ahhh I'm rubbing up against all this nothing so roughly it feels almost sticky

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All I wanted was a cubical day

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

TIMECUBE!

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Time slipping through the fingers with an acceleration of g