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These are the pieces of shit your politicians listen to every time they increase funding for police enforcement against the homeless, and deny zoning changes, even if it would improve the housing crisis. "theft is always bad no matter what 🤓☝️"
You have to be genuinely mentally ill to believe that someone going homeless is better than someone with more properties than they need to live in losing one of those properties so someone has a place to live.
Breaking: local man enjoys licking boots.
Especially empty properties.
that cannot be a real quote from a real person. it just can't be.
In fact, this is something I could genuinely see multiple people in my own extended family saying.
You don't believe him? But he's got the only squatter removal business with a Yelp account! /s
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