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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Now if you eat a person that weighs 100 pounds you'll still be under 300 pounds.

I'm assuming you won't eat the bones, so I'm not sure how much under 300 pounds you'd be, but that's a pretty big accomplishment.

Assuming you want to and will eat a person. I don't know why you would. I wouldn't. But that's the lay of the land for you right now.

Hell, if you ate Ariana grande you probably wouldn't even hit your pre weight loss weight.

Really makes you think, you know?

Congrats on the weight loss. And for not eating people.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous the bones are the best part

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Having never eaten anyone I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it, as I don't plan on ever eating anyone.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 16 hours ago

Ever had soup or jello? Its kinda like that /s