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Call me old fashioned. But when I press the brew button on my coffee machine, it works every time. No internet, apps, or 'smarts' required. Just consistent quality.
I don't even need a timer for the microwave oven. I just rig that shit up where when you close the door, it cooks, and when you open it, well it stops cooking.
Don't ask why, had to temporarily fix things for my mom. At least we didn't have kids around the place...
Edit: AI can suck my nugz.....
So you just leave it open when you’re not cooking?
Does it not have a light in it?
Remove the light, obviously. Bypass the control circuit..
Geez, didn't Electroboom teach you anything?
Don't do these things at home, obviously...
I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.
We gotta go test these things in the back yard..
Honestly not as dangerous as you might think. Just keep the kids and pets away, and watch your own timer for your frozen pizza....
No, they are still dangerous (if you don't know what you are doing), because there can still be residual voltage in the capacitors, even when not plugged in. (I am no expert)
You're not wrong there, the capacitor can indeed be dangerous!
I happen to be quite well experienced in repairing and rebuilding microwave ovens though, and it's not like I leave the thing disassembled for random people to come along and stick their fingers in the wiring.
The modification I mentioned is fairly simple though, just take out the light bulb so that doesn't stay on when the door is open, and bypass whatever timer circutry they have, whether it be analog, digital, or even subscription based digital bullshit these days.
Underneath the hood of every microwave oven is a sequence of 3 safety switches all activated by the mechanics of the door latch, required by law, to make damn sure it can't emit radiation when the door is open. Take proper advantage of that knowledge and knowing the internals of a microwave oven, and it's pretty easy to bypass the timer.
The only true danger with such modification is if you fuck up and forget your popcorn or frozen pizza or whatever, as the microwave will end up running indefinitely until you open the door. Used responsibly though, it's just fine, but you gotta keep an eye on your own food and an eye on your own watch/clock.
Kids in the house though? Nah, I wouldn't trust that sort of mod near kids for even 5 seconds.
I use my coffee machine as an alarm. Like a really pleasant morning alarm for the whole house. It's nice. Works every time.
Coffee machine??? I hand-grind my coffee every morning in a mortar and pestle and then use my Rok to manually press the perfect espresso.
But I also let a self-hosted AI model control the lights and HVAC in my house, cause it does it way better than I ever could manually.
What? You don't have people to do that for you??
or even better yet get a non-electronic coffe maker, just the carafe or a french press.
I'm also old fashioned and it was always faster for me to reach to light switch than to unlock my phone, find the app and toggle it from there.
Mumbling "Hey google, turn the lights off" from bed and the entire house going dark is pretty nice though.
Yeah, me too. But home automation has its usercase: just think about an holiday home where you want to turn on the heating and the boiler the day before you arrive.
Sure, you can ask a local friend to do it for you but being able to do it remotely is nice.