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[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 10 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

"That's fucking why" - why what? I don't get it. What "why" question is anon answering?

Seems to me it's "Why wouldn't you want a hot Elven Waifu?" most likely.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Presumably answering a question about why that particular elf does the things she does in Dungeon Meshi, since unifying the race's lifespans is her goal

[–] uSeRnAmE396@lemmy.world -4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

This is why he’s not getting the elf girls.

He made some mental gymnastics to justify why this won’t happen in reality.

Something something … incel culture …

I’m laughing at the idea that this person believes (or wants to believe ) that :

after he will be with the elf girl then, after he will die, the elf girl need to mourn after him for hundreds of years …

Like some kind of delusion that he is sooo good, and no other man can raise to this level, that will justify the hundreds years mourning.

Narcissistic fuck!

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

ELVES AREN'T REAL!