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Family ‘banned from more than 1,000 petrol stations’ amid fuel theft row (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Trains are for the poors. They need to be able to drive quickly to see their special boy.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

Quite the opposite. Trains in the UK are crazy expensive, especially if you plan on going anywhere near London and didn't have the foresight to buy the ticket 12 weeks ago.

[–] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

I take it you've never actually been to the UK, or even read about their public transport situation; trains tend to be expensive in the UK. I get it though, it's fun to dunk on an imagined adversary.

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

trains are for the poors

Tell me you have no idea how much intercity train travel costs in the UK without saying it