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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Next american president will be like a janitor cleaning upp all his bullshit.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Next? Shit, I'm still under the belief that by 2027, this will become a full on dictatorship.

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's secret police kidnapping people in the streets, he talks about running for another term, human rights are being rolled back constantly. They are actively rigging future elections and the Supreme Court and congress are giving him more and more power.

We're already there.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you think you're supposed to do in this situation? Get rid of the fascists.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Okay. Then do nothing and let it happen I guess. Those are your two options. Do something about it, or do nothing and let it happen.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

A real "draw the rest of the fucking owl" comment

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 0 points 20 hours ago

Not my responsibility to fix your weaponized helplessness. Do something about it or whine impotently. No one is coming to save you.

It's not going to happen. Everything gets left in place unless it specifically blocks some new agenda moving forward. Guantanamo is still a prison.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I hope they bring in a prosecutor instead of a janitor...

Gotta fill those prisons Trump is building and I have seen plenty of illegal behavior.