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[โ€“] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, when was the last time you looked at a hammer and thought "y'know, you're pretty smart!"

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 13 hours ago

Haha, true. But then again, I've definitely thought that about like, a self-loading rifle or a can opener that way.