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Anon's neighbors have chickens (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Stupid roosters, start off at full volume and save some time! (/s if it wasnt clear)

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's not the volume that increases, it's the frequency that increases until all the roosters are awake and the sun starts to peek over the horizon.

It would be horrifying if they all caw'd at once.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 4 hours ago

BRB, need to ask Randall Munroe a "what if' question real quick for completely unrelated reasons...