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Trump administration says White House ballroom construction is a matter of national security (apnews.com)

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The Trump administration said Monday in a court filing that the president’s White House ballroom construction project must continue for reasons of national security.

The filing came in response to a lawsuit filed last Friday by the National Trust for Historic Preservation asking a federal judge to halt the project until it goes through multiple independent reviews and wins approval from Congress.

In its filing, the administration included a declaration from the deputy director of the U.S. Secret Service saying more work on the site of the former White House East Wing is still needed to meet the agency’s “safety and security requirements.” The administration has offered to share classified details with the judge in an in-person setting without the plaintiffs present.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Or was it a Putin-esque apocalypse bunker?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Somewhere he can hide while the masses attempt to physically remove him, before he can call in the military to murder them all?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if he nukes everyone.

So yes.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Imagine he does run down there after losing the next election. He screams, "you can't make me leave!"

And then they just leave him there, power on, data cords cut, so he can still push the buttons that make the screens blink