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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 85 points 21 hours ago

This dumb fuck jumped in their car as they ran away and then had the gall to say he was in fear that he was being abducted 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥

Yeah man you put a mask on and jump in my car I think a reasonable person would assume you are car jacking them