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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a wholesome thought (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] figjam@midwest.social 68 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just being able to bathe regularly and not deal with parasites is really a big deal.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One little cut away from a horrific prolonged gangrenous death

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Fucking Hannibal, one of the greatest military generals in history, died in exile in Assyria after he cut his thumb on his sword and went septic.

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've started showering every day because I stream on Twitch and TikTok Live and I don't want to look like a hobo

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago

Right thing wrong reason :/

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Maybe the finest improvement to our camp was adding an outdoor shower. Water's pumped into a 68G barrel with a few tiny chlorine tabs. Gravity drains nicely.

Just being able to easily wash my face and hands is a boon.