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Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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That happens when the writer ain’t write good
proceeds to tell you that the way you used the words isn't right, your grammar isn't right, your spelling isn't right, the way you eat cereal isn't right, the way you drive isn't right, the way you speak to your mom isn't right, the way you dealt with that situation isn't right, and your whole existence isn't existing right
Look, your mom deserves a break, that’s all. She put up with you for years when you couldn’t even feed yourself.