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[–] ghost9@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Zoidberg: Still, to have your own parking spot!

[–] entwine@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

The american dream is still alive: enterprising young men can pull themselves up by the bootstraps, purchase an abandoned lot with their inheritance, and turn it into an affordable housing lot for struggling college students!

And after a few years, they can have a flashy exit when they sell their lot to a private equity firm for big bucks!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 8 hours ago

And with close access to free paper printing to make such incredible decorations with.
Paper curtains, paper quilts, and my homework was used for those paper coasters.